But I woke up to this email:
I've thought about this a lot. Why not just eat it now? I said before I don't have a concrete answer. This guy is right. I DO want to eat this sandwich. More than anything. I'm fed up waiting, to be honest. But I also know that if I eat it today or tomorrow or next week I'll never know why I want to eat it so badly. It'll become just one of many sandwiches, and the greater implications of its consumption, for myself and the world, will be lost to us all.
So that's one reason I didn't get to relax today.
I also saw this a few blocks from my apartment:
Undoubtedly, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are consumed inside.